How to Break Up with Your Significant Other on Animal Jam
Have you ever had an annoying significant other who just won't quit bothering you? You may consider that it might be time to let them go.
Part 1The Gentle Breakup
1Breakups are a very personal matter, and you don't want to break their hearts in front of all of Jamaa for everyone to see. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
2Recall all of the good times you two had together. Make sure they know this was a hard decision, and not a spur-of-the-moment action. You want to make sure they know there are no hard feelings, so that they don't come after you. Better safe than sorry!
3Say things like, "We've had fun, but I don't think we're a good match." or alternatively, "I used to like you, but now I don't." Sometimes, you just have to give it to them straight. Even though it may break their hearts, its better in the long run.
4Breakups are hard, and they may be very upset after you have finished talking. Say things like, "It's not you, its me." or "You just aren't my type." You may wish to tell them that it will be okay, and that there is a match out there for everyone. Remind them that you can still be friends. Or not.
5If they are angry or still clingy, it may be advised to try the Harsh Method. If your significant other has been particularly clingy or easily irritated, this may be the only way to get them off of your back. It may be hard for you and them, but it might be the thing to save your Animal Jam social life.
Part 2The Harsh Breakup
1Sometimes your irritating significant other won't just let you go. Be sure to break their hearts with sentences like, "You are the worst significant other I have ever had!" or "I can't believe I was so desperate for a significant other that I stooped down to your level." This may seem cruel, but hey, if it gets them to leave you alone, it's okay right?
2Desperate times call for desperate measures. It is true that Animal Jam has many censors in place to obstruct you from this, but if you try, you can do it. For example, you may say, "-Stabbys in the eyeball-" or "-P-nches in the throat-" If your significant other is an annoying powerplayer, you may resort to the final step.
3This is just to give them a lasting memory of how you feel in case they ever think that things could have worked out. .Your annoying, bratty significant other just wont leave you alone, huh? Well, now you don't need to worry about that! Sometimes, the best way to let them know how you truly feel is to cut them out of your life entirely.
4This will make sure that they know you did not like them at all. They might be angry or vengeful afterwards, so you may wish to tell all of your friends before they do. After following this tutorial, you will probably feel relieved and glad you don't have such a toxic influence on your life.